candi-pants:

so idk if you can hear it or not. i can cause well i know what it sounds like lol

but yea our hall is making like these ultrasound noises and its odd.

it’s like we were in a giant’s uterus listening to the life noises of its spawn

candi-pants:

banananim:

candi-pants:

banananim:

candi-pants:

one of my suitemates definitely walked in on me while using the bathroom.

UGH IM SO EMBARRASSED lol i barely know the girl and now were more intimate than me and my best friend lolol

AT LEAST IT WASN’T ME~

WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT???

your fault for not locking the door yo~

i cant stand you

you know you love me~

and i’ll never stop

candi-pants:

banananim:

candi-pants:

one of my suitemates definitely walked in on me while using the bathroom.

UGH IM SO EMBARRASSED lol i barely know the girl and now were more intimate than me and my best friend lolol

AT LEAST IT WASN’T ME~

WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT???

your fault for not locking the door yo~

candi-pants:

one of my suitemates definitely walked in on me while using the bathroom.

UGH IM SO EMBARRASSED lol i barely know the girl and now were more intimate than me and my best friend lolol

AT LEAST IT WASN’T ME~

candi-pants:

my suite mates made a water balloon out of a condom.

it’s huge man.

it was so great

he was just like *derp*:

and at first i was all:

but i realized i was staring, so i tried to play it cool:

but i’m not discreet, so i was still all:

then i went inside and tried my hardest not to make awkward noises. and i was mildly successful:

tl;dr: college is a wonderful place.

been busy having a social life.