virginholes:

if all goes according to plan, green day should be waking up in about a week

(Source: dumbegg)

sun-arrow:

O_O

*cry* I’m laughing so hard I’m crying! (Read manga to understand. Also. You must watch the movie E.T)

cockstreetboys:

if sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome than i know why everyone calls you handsome 

(Source: keyboardsexual)

javelining:

it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer

xombiedirge:

CSI : GC by Andry Rojoelina / Blog

(Source: xombiedirge)

cobalt-wings:

yayitsagi:

castielandsherlockstolethetardis:

#Loki control your son #he’s hitting Clint and Natasha’s child

^ that fucking tag

^that fucking tag

pie-overlord:

tinydragongina:

kamillebidoof:

erotic horse fanfiction

fifty shades of neigh

prussiasnipples:

scifi1694:

rebelsong:

beckersher:

ironnman:

#JESUS STEVE STOP JUMPING OUT OF THINGS UNLESS TONY IS THERE #YOU CAN’T FLY DIPSHIT #YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME VERY INTIMATE WITH THE GROUND #AND END UP AS ONE VERY PATRIOTIC PANCAKE

#it’s ok he can just yell flame on

HE CAN JUST YELL FLAME ON

I’m fucking sobbing

(Source: erisol-sprite)