neatpotatoes:

when people i dont like touch me

  • me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
  • me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*
Clarity (Feat. Foxes) | Zedd

michaelkchen:

Zedd - Clarity (Feat. Foxes)

Skies on Fire [X]

suckmyphallus:

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

(Source: pulpfanfiction)

seblaine:

what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

fuckyeahsimsmeme:

New way of using the treadmill?

n3vh33r4:

What I actually saw:

“I don’t want you to get hurt baby

daunt:

iamthespacecadet:

02-05/25 pictures of Tyler Hoechlin (x)

Jesus christ dude that is your penis

ER.

JAYSUS. 

omg dude, what is going on in your pants. It’s monstrous. <3