This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”
my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’
are we just going to pretend that the 3rd comment on this isn’t the funniest thing ever or what?
can we talk about how my health teacher fit one over her head?
you could say she ~melted his heart
flame princess/ice prince aw yeah thats my jam
I just had an anxiety dream about PIRANHAS MADE OF FUNIONS.
“Don’t you get it? I’m finally a real part of the team!”
…guys my dad came in during this and said in disbelief, wait is that the uh, the kid’s show you were telling me about
For those who haven’t read Sex/love Pistols allow me spoil you for the most hilarious panel.
Yaoi Anatomy is my favorite thing EVER.
WHAT IS THIS OMFG
my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home