MY PARENTS GOT ME A BATH AND BODY WORKS GIFT CARD FOR MY BIRTHDAY

BATH AND BODY WORKS IS HAVING THEIR SEMI-ANNUAL SALE AND I WANT TO BUY EVERYTHING BECAUSE WOW AFFORDABLE I AM SO EXCITED YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

i’m going to buy everything

got hired as a cashier at marsh

so i’m thinking about buying a wii

my boss saw my dash and now knows i follow someone named weaboobies 

also saw the sonic the actual hedgehog who masturbates comic

apparently my assistant-boss guy is a giggly drunk

wow these underage residents are super drunk i should not be able to smell you from that far away wow

my coworker who i rarely talk to saw me shivering at the desk and offered to bring me things because he didn’t want me to get sick

if i tell you “have a good night” when you enter the dorm at 4am be honored that i deigned to greet you at all. don’t sasssss me and tell me it’s morning. it’s dark. go away.