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Pro tip: don’t go to important team meetings after an afternoon of drinking

The window is open and the downstairs neighbor is singing beyonce and boyz ii men and it’s so bad like really bad but he’s so passionate and I don’t know what to do lol

resume building is stress networking is stress job searching is stressĀ 

Back corner seat by the window like the anime protagonist I am

Butt dialing and booty calling are two very different things and should never be confused

today i learned about scrotal inflation

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breaking in a new bra is suffering

first pr party tomorrow and i don’t even know how to set up my demo table