Got an interview for the Putnamville Correctional Facility!

I applied to work in a correctional facility last night lol

I don’t remember the last time I had a vegetable. Or a nutrient actually. Ice cream bars, hot dogs, bacon, and cookies only go so far.

My mom said I should make an account on

So benji and joel madden dumped good charlotte and are known as “the madden brothers” now and it’s like they grew up from the angsty emo pop punk and are trying really hard to pretend it didn’t happen (it’s not working)

I just read a bejeweled/candy crush fanfic and it changed my life

Traditional ‘murikan meal fit for not a king because down with the monarchy

I could use some penn station right about now

Water pipes getting fixed and I gotta get my fluids so #turnup

What does it mean if I want to open a savings account in case I need to bail my friends out of jail? Like, I want to be ready for this possibility.