Tyler Hoechlin |Wolfsbane| Farewell Camaro
This is why I fully believe that someone needs to sit down with Tyler Hoechlin for two hours and talk about what Tyler Hoechlin believes about Derek Hale. DOES TYLER HOECHLIN SERIOUSLY HAVE PERSONAL HEADCANON THAT DEREK HALE DONATES TO CHARITY? Does he do this CONSTANTLY? Does Derek Hale live a spartan bare life but every time he thinks its time to get rid of something, he toddles down to the local shelter and gives it away? GOD. THIS IS KILLING ME. Can you please imagine how it came about that Derek Hale gave his Camaro to a CHARITY AUCTION?
The only thing I could think of is that he was like, at the supermarket or some shit, and some little kid, or shit, an elderly lady stopped him with a gentle hand on his arm, practiced at the art of the COLD SELL. ”We’re holding an auction on Friday night at the VFW,” she says. ”It’s to benefit children with terminal illnesses,” and she’s got a picture of her grandson at the ready, because this lady doesn’t fuck around. She’s actually just angling to get him to buy a ticket, because he looks like the kind of guy who would buy a ticket to get her out of his face but INSTEAD he buys EIGHT tickets and gives her the key and title to his car and then WALKS back to the loft.
DEREK HALE PROBABLY WORKS THE SOUP KITCHEN THREE TIMES A WEEK. DEREK HALE PROBABLY HAS DROPPED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. THAT HE THEN GAVE TO HUNGRY PEOPLE. DEREK HALE PROBABLY CRIES AT ASPCA COMMERCIALS. FUCK.