for those not getting the V or the D, happy alentines ay
What do you mean “servings per container”?
If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving.
That I will eat.
Is it acceptable to put “being successfully able to flirt my way out of a speeding ticket” on my resume or
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
the appropriate way to arrive at a best friend’s room
Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe.
the episode of spongebob where gary ran away was the most emotional shit i ever experienced